Wednesday, 07:02 AM   + 125783

framesjanco:

wine tastes so bad. I’m convinced the whole world is in on an inside joke together trying to persuade me that wine tastes good to them. there’s no way any one can like the taste of it. it’s like bug spray. the whole frickin world pretends to like bug spray. I don’t understand why. stop the madness

Wednesday, 07:02 AM   + 113827

lottosim:

Sloth on a speedboat

Wednesday, 07:02 AM   + 109336

green-tea-rex:

It’s 1am so I’m sorry for the people who won’t see this. But if you want confidence and don’t know how to get it, a really good way is to be confident in other people. When you walk into Starbucks, think, “damn, that barista’s hair is da bomb!” Or when you go to school, think, “my teacher is rocking that skirt!” When you start seeing everyone as being beautiful, at some point you realize that you’re everyone too.

m4ge:

Writing the conclusion is the worst part of writing reports

Ah yes thank you for reading my paper now please allow me to restate my thesis statement with slightly different wording and ultimately waste your time

Wednesday, 06:57 AM   + 86999
Wednesday, 06:56 AM   + 57655
Wednesday, 06:55 AM   + 25163

saddeer:

zkac:

what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEE

i hate this i hate u 

Tuesday, 10:49 PM   + 64886

lacigreen:

sexetc:

Fight HIV stigma by knowing the facts. HIV can only be transmitted through blood, breast milk, semen (cum) or vaginal fluids. Reblog and raise awareness!

^ that includes precum & menstrual blood <3

Tuesday, 10:40 PM   + 31309

austincarlile-is-god:

I JUST CANT FUKCING DEAAL WIHT AMERICAN SOLDIERS ANYMORE. THERE IS A FUCKING TANK THING IN THE BACK GROUND

Tuesday, 10:38 PM   + 74174
Tuesday, 10:36 PM   + 38135

shigaretto:

sailorp00n:

rosydrops:

Cleaning

Money

Health

Emergency

Food

Home

Job

Travel

Better You

I’ve been living on my own for almost 4 years now and I have like 50 tabs open.

Bless the person who put together this post, it ought to be made into a pamphlet for everyone in highschool/college.

omg

Tuesday, 05:43 PM   + 153711
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feitclub:

"Hey, how do you spell Massachusetts?"

"How should I know? Just grab a handful of Scrabble tiles and let fate decide."

Tuesday, 04:37 PM   + 24360

look at the gay bacon i’m so happy

Tuesday, 04:28 PM   + 1

tojothethief:

Just bull things. 

Tuesday, 03:56 PM   + 60356
llmns